Another Day in the Village

"Ok then......my name is Jade Hylrue. What is yours....and yours?"Jade implied.

Veronica frowned.
"I am Veronica. I live here and tend the graveyard."

"And I am Isolde. I bring the people who have died to her so she can take care of them."

Isolde smirked.
"I watch out for her."

"You take care of dead people?! How? They're dead!" Jade remarked.

Veronica sighed.

"I remove their insides and eyeballs."

(lolololololololololol! roflroflroflroflrofl!)


Jade began to hold her stomach, "Where's tha bathroom?"

(this is not meant to be funny even though it kind of is)

(LOL! She and Isolde are like, undertakers! lol)\

Isolde smirked at Jade.

"Can't handle the truth?"

Veronica promptly brought Jade a trash can.

lol!


"I just have a weak stomach, that's all!" Jade said promptly.

"Thank you!" Jade said without actually....doing it(if you know what i mean)

Jade tried to think of something to say," So, your house is very...grande."

"Thank you" Veronica said.

Isolde smiled.

(not very friendly, r they?lol)


" If I may ask, hat was in that box yesterday?" Jade inquired.

(Nope. lol)

Veronica smiled.

"Rocks. But it was supposed to be gold."

"Maybe they were uncut," Jade implied.

Veronica suppressed a giggle.

"You don't cut gold!" Isolde laughed

"But it is not always in the gold form when you uncover it. If it was rocks they did cheat you out. What are you going to do?" Jade implored.

Isolde made a noise resembling a growl.
"We're gonna track them down, and then we're gonna kill them."

Veronica sighed.
"No, we aren't. You know as well as I do that if we get into trouble again..."

Isolde sighed.
"Yeah...." she said, considerably more calm.

(As you can see, Veronica is teh calm one, and Isolde is...eh...)

"What do you mean if you get into trouble "AGAIN"?

Veronica grimaced.

"Well, you see..." Veronica started

"We nearly killed someone." Isolde said.
"WE?" Veronica stammerd. "Oh no no no no!"

Isolde laughed.
"Okay, I nearly killed someone."

"What did they do to?"Jade said while she was actually thinking,'What did you do?'

Veronica cringed.

"They attacked me..." she said.

"And I nearly strangled them." Isolde said.

"I pulled Isolde off of them..." Veronica said.

(lol to isolde!)


"Who strangled you?"Jade asked.

(lol she is like a char i used to have named Riley. Boy, Riley was a nut case)

Isole smiled.

"They left town. And Veronica and I were banished to the forest."

Veronica frowned.
"Because Isolde nearly killed them, until I pulled her off of them. Then they came at me, and hit them over the head with my parasol. They got knocked out cold, and we got scared and ran. Then they told the leader of teh village we were crazy and tried to kill them for no reason, so we were banished."

(lol)

"How sad!"Jade said solemnly.

"Do you know who did it?"Jade asked.

Isolde nodded.

"Some rich snob who had a lot of power. So naturally, the little undertaker girls lost."

"Why did they begin to do that to you?For money, power...what?"Jade questioned.

"Um, because I was carrying money, and they were greedy." Veronica said.

"Did they get the money? And if he was rich, why would h want your money? He probably had a gazillion dollars." Jade implored.